Undisclosed Location US Navy Special Warfare August 22, 2014/1515 Zulu
Hello? Hello? Did it work?
Hello? Hello? Did it work?
Ha! I’m in! That little fucker ain’t the only one who can
hack a password! Guess who? That’s right, it’s Master Chief.
Capital “M”, capital “C” -- I don’t give a fuck what your
English teacher taught you. In this
man’s Navy, I AM MASTER CHIEF – period.
That fuckstick lieutenant has been sleeping on the job and
letting Bella run wild to wreak all kinds of destruction. She’s punching all kinds of holes in national
security. Do you know what she’s been
up to? Neither do we, and that should scare
the crap out of anyone who loves this country and wants to keep it terrorist-free. So while the LT is out fucking around playing
Eagle Scout somewhere down in Arizona with some of the other tadpoles, I’ve
been charged with putting a stop to Bella.
And I will stop her.
How? You may ask? Well let me enlighten you … I am the biggest,
baddest motherfucker there is. The sandbox
I play in is for big boys. Bella had
better be prepared, ‘cuz I will kick this up a notch like no-one has ever
seen. Tell her if you see her: Master Chief is coming for her in the night –
and not in a good way. Fair
warning.
Aw, now don’t get me wrong or anything -- I don’t mean to
hurt her, physically anyway. Even though
she did write an unauthorized biography about me.
Speaking of …
If you are going to spill national secrets and write about
MY escapades, at least get it CORRECT. She
didn’t tell you half of the good shit!
She didn’t tell you all about that bachelor party in St. Thomas (Rock
and I do own a bar in the US Virgin Islands after that trip), or the time we all went out for
a little night cap in Istanbul. And, for
CHRISSAKE get my description right! I’m
a good-looking bastard with lots of charisma – a real charmer.
All I hear about is Rock and Badass, Rock and Dan, Rock and
Doc, Rock, Doc, Rock!!!!! **Swoons** Oh
those green eyes … Oh he’s a Dom … Ah, bullshit! Take a look into these
baby blues, sugar. I guarantee you will
never go green again! I taught that
green-eyed streak-on-shorts everything he knows. And Doc?
That freaky fucker! I wouldn’t trust him alone with my nekkid body, no
telling what that sadistic bastard would do.
Let me die from lead poisoning, please. I can’t take credit for that
one; he came to us like that. (I did
teach him how to shoot. He didn’t know a
gun from his ass when I met him, damn city boy.)
Now me and Dixie!
That’s a pair! The stories I
could tell about the Admiral. But unlike
Bella, my lips are sealed. Loose Lips
Sink Ships. I sincerely hope she’s not
planning a book about Dixie. This could
turn ugly if she did. The admiral
doesn’t have a sense of humor like me.
Why? Because he’s an
admiral. If she plans on telling Dixie’s
story, prepare to file a missing person’s report. She needs to put those lips of hers to better
use instead of blabbing about national secrets and private lives. Half the command staff has PPB (Post Pain
Bella) although I still believe she exaggerated some of those facts.
Last I heard she’s disappeared. If she knows what’s good for her, she’ll stay
quiet. But if you see her, let her know
she’s on MY radar and I’m scanning. From
what I understand, she’s terrorizing and spreading falsehoods about another
group. She needs to watch it – those
guys play with cement. Give her this
warning, from Master Chief, with love, and let her know I had a tear in my eye:
RED HORSE has cement mixers and if you go missing we will not be able to use a
cadaver dog on a freshly poured runway in a war zone – we can’t risk losing the
dog.
So here it is ladies, Master Chief, is back in town and searching high and low for Bella.
Let the hunt begin …
– Master Chief Out!
You can read Master Chief’s story at http://www.bookstrand.com/tactical-error
Blurb:
Master Chief James “JJ” Jones is at the end of a
thirty-two-year Navy SEAL Career. At a chance meeting in San Diego, he meets
recently widowed and retired teacher Irene Ortiz. JJ and Irene feel an
undeniable attraction that pulls them together for one night. He draws passion
from the lonely Irene, the likes of which she has never known.
When JJ becomes the target of a traitor, his life and his
budding love for Irene are put in jeopardy. He leaves his beloved SEALs to
track down the people responsible for planning his demise when he discovers a
plot that could bring the United States military to its knees. JJ is recalled
to Special Warfare Group Five and sets out on a worldwide chase.
Irene decides to follow her heart, and at JJ’s side, she
helps him to stop fervent terrorists from unleashing a deadly pathogen. Will JJ
and Irene be able to keep the terrorists from unleashing a nightmare?
JJ,
ReplyDeleteDoes Irene know what you've been up to? I'm sure Bella would love to share more of your secrets with your Sugar.
Love,
Michelle
Bella is NOT scared of YOU, Master Chief....she eats tough old boys like you for dinner....after you are well-marinated, of course. No one likes rawhide.....lol! **ducks behind bunker to avoid being shot at by Master Chief**
ReplyDeleteAnd what exactly was Rock doing while you were writing this Master Chief? Inquiring minds want to know....
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