Undisclosed Location US Navy Special
Warfare November 15, 2012/1243 Zulu
I was settling into my desk and cuddling up to a hot cup of
coffee because the weather had turned cold in Texas. Just a few days earlier, some of us guys had
run the Rock and Roll Marathon for fun through the streets of downtown San
Antonio; it had been almost eighty degrees that day. The weather was like that here, unpredictable. As I logged onto my computer, I waited for my
email to download and I also opened up Facebook to check on some of the
people I had been told to watch. It was
the usual list of suspects, a couple of unfriendly foreign nationals, a few
people we suspected of being involved in a terrorist cell, and of course my new
pain in the ass … Bella Juarez.
I had created a bunch of fake profiles and friended all my
tangos so that I could keep track of what was happening with each of them. Bella
had been making some noise about something new coming up. Other
than the pictures of the tied up guys (which scared the shit out of me), she'd been pretty quiet. I logged on to my
fake profile Mary Smith and started
snooping. This chick was making me
paranoid, I never knew what to expect when I logged onto her page. I almost cringed when I saw that she had run
the half marathon on Sunday along with us.
Jeez! Was I going to have to start looking over my
shoulder now? Really? There had been a lady right before the cutoff
who had a bunch of firemen line up for a picture. Me and the guys had laughed about it, joking
that we would offer to pose too, if she was collecting dicks in uniform. I'll be damned if she didn't have that group of firemen on her wall! Just as I was about to log off and start with
the rest of the day, Bella made a post.
I followed the link to her web site and as I read, my heart stopped
in my chest.
Holy fuck! Is she
crazy! She can’t be talking about
this! I jumped out of my seat and hustled on down to the captain’s office.
“Hey! Where’s the
fire, boy?” Master Chief called out as I
blew past him.
“I’ve got to see the captain, she’s at it again. This one is serious, because she took aim at
Badass!”
“Say what?”
“Get out of the way Master Chief!”
We both almost ran down the hallway to the Command Suite and
fought for the door when we got there.
“What the hell? Did
something happen?” Friday asked, he was
the captain’s admin. “I’ve got to see the Skipper, right now!” I said.
“Come on in Dan,” the captain called out.
I almost leaped into the office; we needed to come up with a
plan and quick! Badass was scheduled to
be in today for his usual weekend Reserve duty, and he was the one who'd go ballistic when he found out what was about to happen to
his world.
“What’s up, Lieutenant, you look worried,” the Captain said taking a drink from his
cup.
“Bella Juarez, she’s about to release another book and this
one’s about Badass and his OP down in Victoria!”
I was grateful that I wasn’t standing that close to the
captain because his coffee went spraying everywhere. He choked on
what had managed to make it into his throat. I guess I should have waited to break it to
him until after he had swallowed.
“What!” Master Chief
yelled.
“Are you fucking serious!”
The captain yelled in between coughing bouts.
“Yes sir, and she’s going into detail on this one, all about
his work in Virginia, the work down in Victoria and even his personal relationships.
And--” I started.
“And!” The captain
screamed.
“And! What the hell
do you mean and?” Master Chief
demanded.
“Sounds like a shit storm brewing, what’s up?”
I turned and looked at the door and started to shake in my
boots because Senior Chief Gavin “Badass”
Walsh had just walked in. Holy hell!
Can this day get any more fucked up?
Badass had one hell of a reputation in the SEAL community, and he
wasn’t known as Badass because he was
the diplomatic type. Senior Chief Walsh
was also one mean son of a bitch. The Captain
shook his head.
“Sit down Badass, the shit storm is all you,” the Captain said.
“Me? I’ve been laying
pretty low, in fact, I can’t think of anything I’ve done that would make waves,” Badass said and quickly added, “lately.”
“No, someone’s about to bend you over and fuck up your
planet, boy,” Master Chief said.
“Seems like someone just wrote your unauthorized biography,” Captain said.
“Are you motherfuckers on crack? No one knows shit about me and I don’t talk to
anyone other than my baby and you guys,”
Badass said.
I went over to the captain’s computer, called up Bella
Juarez’s website, and found the page with Hostile
Home Front. Everything was there,
the front cover for the new book, a summary of the story and an excerpt – an adult excerpt. The captain started to read and when he
finished, looked up at Badass with his mouth open.
“What?” Badass
asked.
Master Chief came around the corner and read it, too.
“Holy crap on a cracker!
I sure don’t want that damn movie in my head!” Chief said pointing at the screen.
“Say what? What the
hell are you guys talking about?” Badass
asked as he stood.
“Come take a look,”
Captain said as he stood and Master Chief moved away.
Badass sat behind the captain’s desk and started to
read. I shuddered with fear for Bella
Juarez as I watched Badass’ face go from surprise, to shock and then pissed
off.
“Who the hell is this woman!” Badass roared as he shoved away from the desk
and pointed at the screen. “And where
the fuck did she get that information?”
“That’s what we’ve been trying to figure out. We’ve been working this for the last couple
of weeks,” I said.
“We need to shut this down, Captain! This is a threat to national security, and
it’s a threat to our Ops. How the hell
did she find me out?” Badass asked.
I kept my mouth shut, Badass, Master Chief and the captain
were all some heavy hitters in the SEAL community and didn’t get where they
were today by being soft and gentle. All
three of them were Badass, and I sure
as hell didn’t want to be in their way.
I briefly felt sorry for Bella Juarez.
My job was to report what I found on the Ops I was assigned to follow;
that’s exactly what I did. I didn’t dare
add to the current crisis.
“Well? How the hell are we shutting her fucking face?” Badass demanded.
“Rock, I think we oughta wait and see where this goes,” Master
Chief said.
“Are you crazy?”
Badass whispered turning white as sheet.
I had never seen Badass so … scared. I also couldn't believe
that the Captain would seriously consider Master Chief’s suggestion but much to
my surprise he was thinking about it.
“We really won’t know what’s in the book until it comes out.
Based on this excerpt we really don’t
know if there is something that’s related to national security or an ongoing Op,” the Captain said taking his seat.
“What!” Badass
yelled.
“We can’t go around shutting people down just because they
take aim at us Badass, you know that better than anyone,“ the captain said.
“This damn woman just laid open my life! You can’t seriously be considering this. Shut down the fucking publisher! Crash the
servers! Do something!” Badass demanded.
“Aw, come on boy. It ain’t that bad, maybe it’s just all
bullshit," Master Chief said.
“That looked pretty real to me!” Badass said.
“Really? Do you
really go at it like that, damn what are you on? You’re fucking like a bunny!” Master Chief said.
We started laughing; well, all of us except for Badass
who didn’t see the humor in any of it. He
turned around and walked out.
“Keep me posted, Dan,” the captain said chuckling.
“It should be going up for pre-order pretty quick here, let
us know when,” Master Chief said.
“Pre-order? You know
the system, do you, JJ?” The captain
asked.
“Yeah, as a matter of fact I do, Rock. Is there a problem?” Master Chief said with his don't fuck with me look.
The Captain laughed all over again. It was hell keeping a straight face, but I
managed. Thank God for my training. It was the only thing that kept me from
dropping and rolling on the floor laughing my ass off.
“No problem, just wondering who your favorite author is up
there,” Captain said.
“None of your fucking business!” Master Chief snapped as he stomped out.
There were a lot of tempers flaring today, and Bella Juarez
was causing quite a stir here in our Black Ops world. We were supposed to be hidden and Bella was
exposing us to the light of day. I was
wondering who was next on her hit list.
At this point we had to wait and see what Bella had coming for Badass. Based on the excerpt, it wasn’t going to be
pleasant for him. There were some
serious details in that glimpse we got today. More to follow; the book was coming in December.
I wonder, can I breech
Master Chief’s account up at Bookstrand
and find out who his favorite author is?
Or, should I start digging deeper and see if I can get into Bella’s
computer and dig around for an advance copy of her upcoming books? What should I do?
I pondered these questions as I walked back to my office. Where should I start?
Loving this! And Master Chief has an account? That's my kinda guy. ;)
ReplyDeleteI always laugh my ass off at your descriptions! Can't wait for the new book.
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